Saturday, December 24, 2005

New Year's Resolution Generator

If you insist on making them, try this first...

What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?http://www.blogthings.com/whatshouldyournewyearsresolutionbequiz/

Here are mine:
***Your New Year's Resolutions***
1) Get a pet hairless cat
2) Eat more gummy bears
3) Travel to Switzerland
4) Study human sexuality
5) Get in shape with dodgeball

Sunday, December 11, 2005

First Annual Aim Low Trophy Cup




This is your space to tell the world how you've disappointed yourself, friends, parents, colleagues and anyone else who may have had high hopes for you this year.

Missed Deadlines?
Poor Fashion Decisions?
Hard Time in the Slammer?
Still Single And Pushing 30?

The best/worst comment wins this blog to update and share your ongoing limited progress and milestones of disappointment during 2006. But that’s not all! You will also receive a special

Fast Track To Broken New Year’s Resolutions Gift Pack including:

A fifth of Jack Daniels
A carton of American Spirits
An unsigned copy of “Aim Low : Quit Often, Expect the Worst, and Other Good Advice”
A Pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey
The Big Lebowski on VHS – if I can find it on EBay.

Share your underwhelming experiences here. You’re in good company.

Ten Most Common New Year's Resolutions

1) Lose weight.
2) Stop smoking.
3) Stick to a budget.
4) Save more money.
5) Find a better job.
6) Become more organized.
7) Exercise more.
8) Be more patient at work/with others.
9) Eat better.
10) Become a better person.

Ever wonder where the neurosis started? Think back. I found the following at myschoolonline.com. It's actually quite entertaining. I can't wait to see how Aidan, Tyler, Noelle, Nichole and Jillian turn out. You could be looking at the cast of the Real World in 10-15 years.

Mrs. Pugh's Second Grade Class
Our New Year's Resolutions 2005


Megan

1. I will try to not bite my nails.

2. I will be nicer to my baby sister Emma.

3. I will respect my friend Melia.

4. I won’t be mean to my sister Stephanie and Brittany.

5. I will get good grades.



Aidan

1. I will be good to my teacher.

2. I will be a better goalie.

3. I will shovel walks.

4. I will not rob.

5. I will clean my garage.



Ashley

1. I will try to stop kicking my brother and cousin.

2. I will try not to get mad at my friend.

3. I will try to have nice handwriting.

4. I will try to eat faster.

5. I will try not to stay up late.



Tyler

1. I will let my dog out.

2. I will clean my room.

3. I will go to bed when my mom tells me to.

4. I will try not to blame everything on my sister.

5. I will try not to be bad all the time.



A. J.

1. to try to do better at video games.

2. to help my dad on more stuff.

3. to try to be nicer.

4. to try to work on cars with my dad more.

5. to try to help my mom watering plants.



Noelle

1. I will try not to wake up at 5:19 in the morning.

2. I will try to read a million books.

3. I will try to improve on my handwriting.

4. I’ll try not to say “Go Notre Dame!” to my dad.

5. I will try not to fight with my sister.



Nick

1. I will take my dog out when my mom says so.

2. I will try to run faster at recess.

3. I will try to exercise more.

4. I will try to improve my handwriting.

5. I will try to get a home run in baseball.



Kelly

1. I will try to spend more time with my parents.

2. I will work on getting along with my sister.

3. I’d eat more vegetables.

4. I will try not to talk with my mouth full.

5. But most important, to listen to my teacher!



Zachary

1. I will write neater.

2. I will spend more time with my parents.

3. I will try not to smoke when I’m grown up.

4. I will try to use my manners.

5. I will try harder to stop hitting my brother.



David

1. I’ll try to keep my desk clean.

2. I’ll try not to hit my brother.

3. I’ll try not to hit my sister.

4. I’ll try not to yell at my mom.

5. I’ll try not to yell at my dad.



Alayna

1. I’ll try not to fight with my sister.

2. I’ll try to keep my desk clean.

3. I’ll try to not yell at my parents.

4. I’ll try to brush my teeth when they say.

5. I’ll try not to lose my temper.



Ethan

1. to do better in school.

2. I will try to do better at handwriting.

3. to get better grades.

4. to not be silly.

5. Eat more vegetables.



James

1. I’ll try to keep my grades high.

2. I’ll try to not hurt my brother.

3. I’ll try to not be bad.

4. I’ll try not to be mean.

5. I’ll try to not be hurtful.



Kirsten

1. I will try to read better.

2. I will try to not fight with my brother.

3. I will try to make more friends.

4. I will try to run faster.

5. I will try to be a lot kinder.



Nicole

1. I will try not to cry in class.

2. I will try to dress my build a bear every day.

3. I will try to make a good worker out of me.

4. I’ll try not to eat turkey cause turkey makes you sleep!

5. I’ll try to have fun in school!



Connor

1. I will try to not argue with my brother.

2. I will try to spend more time with my dad.

3. I will not watch too much TV.

4. I will try to not make my brother mad.

5. I will try not to hit my sister.



Jillian

1. I am going to spend more time with my dog.

2. I will try to make my bed more often.

3. When I am bored I will try to not eat so much.

4. I will try not to talk in my head when I go to bed.

5. I will try to be a better person!



Matthew

1. I will try to not play my video game that much.

2. I will try not to fight with my brother and sister.

3. I will try to eat less unhealthy food.

4. I will try to stop arguing with my family.

5. I will try to be nice to my family.



Jacob

1. I will eat less sweets.

2. I will try to be good to my sister.

3. I will be quiet in class.

4. I will try to help other people.

5. I will try to wake up on time.